the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

Derek Jeter promptly quits team

Well, there's your problem.

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I have a theory that with many online daters - especially with POF 'event organizers' - that the dating site IS their mate. If they actually found someone, they either wouldn't know what to do with them or would subconsciously sabotage whatever budding relationship there is in order to re-enter the dating scene.

In my version, god says "What the fuck is your problem?!?"

I feel better about a lot of things right now.

Bro

bringatrailer.com. the website to end all websites.

IT'S BEEN REVOKED.

WHY DID YOU TURN LOL

Milliseconds of luck is also why I don't have any kids.

TOASTER!!! Y U NO DRS ACTIVATE TO SPEED UP TOASTING?!?!

Great car, but what a terrible video. I've seen more realistic acting from Brazzers films.

That is exactly what I think it is. But saving a life does not pardon taking one.

Smells like Kelly McGillis.

"And yet somehow, the masochists that purchased this model have the highest return rate to buy another Mercedes Benz of any other model they've ever put out."

Got anymore sisters?