That may have something to do with staffers who make sure events like this go perfectly vs. and having no staff at all.

Can we just admire the fucking symetry in the second photo for a minute? It’s beautiful.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.

Or alternatively:

I think there’s a difference between knowing the game is rigged, and knowing how it’s rigged. I volunteer to do taxes for low-income people. There’s a big gap between their awareness of things that are screwing them directly (employer practices, confusing parts of ACA that lead to them paying more, etc.) and things…

Want to know how many police officers are employed in various parts of the country and compare that against crime rates? Want to know how much revenue is brought in from parking tickets and the cost to collect? Want to know what percentage of Americans suffer from diagnosed depression and how much the government…

Yeah I’d rather he came to understanding later in life than not have him ever grasp it.

Yeah, I’m actually very confused by the asshole tone of this article.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the…

I’ll just leave this here.

He has also peed hot.

For about a decade I watched every UFC event there was. I bought most myself, and streamed the others on a site like First Row Sports. Nowadays, UFC is hot garbage. There are way too many events, which both dilutes the talent pool and also makes it so that the true fan can’t follow the sport unless UFC is truly…

To hear UFC president Dana White tell it, her next fight will be a title shot.

None of their salsas are spicy though.

Well, the point still stands. No one is telling you that you have to replace your lettuce with greens you’d rather not eat. It’s just suggesting it as a more nutritious method of salad creation that someone may not have considered. Is it still more nutritious than iceberg? Absolutely. Does anyone have a gun to your…