Literally the only thing I miss about WP. The system works ridiculously well.

Watch as he gets up, Clark slams Rivers’ head, makes it look unintentional, then Rivers grabs him

Now they just need to work on getting SMS voice replies like windows has.

I don't see why dudes would know bra sizes.

Gosh, with this happening so close to the start of the season, how will they recover in time to finish in the top 13 of the Big 10?

I’m not saying Jay Gruden’s fat, but when he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee, he sits around the offensive mascot’s tee-pee.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

0% of rapes that go unreported lead to convictions.

The original commenter said nothing of this sort. Take your rage elsewhere.

I’m embarrassed that 3 people have starred your comment. You are literally here looking to be offended. You misread comments intentionally with the goal of getting offended.

I am facepalming constantly in these comments (not at yours).

You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity

Get therapy, immediately.

Sorry about whatever mental illness you clearly have.

Congrats on being a fucking piece of shit. No one cares what you think about anything.

So ... based on the responses to SRSFACE, women who are raped “and there’s literally DNA evidence to the rape strewn about where you wake up” should ... not ... go .. to the police? What?

Please go to the police if you are ever raped and there’s literally DNA evidence to the rape strewn about where you wake up. I know the police get a bad rap, but the vast majority of them genuinely do want to help you. I completely understand fear, especially in this situation (if it’s true), but fearing the police…

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

Didn’t the Yankees employ Paul O’Neill, who did this after basically every pitch?

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