I’m not condoning violence but here are 10 more paragraphs where I condone violence. 

Just get any Top Tier gas. Those are all interchangeable.

You can do that with a griddle and get a nice sear instead of just a couple lines. 

Sure, this looks interesting. Oh a slideshow? Nevermind

Hear me out but you should but butter on your popcorn. It is good. Trust me. 

Good list. Bad format. Slide shows are the worst.

Harsh but fair.

This is what I was going to say.

Peeing in the shower is the right thing to do

Both mine a couple months ago. Can never go back now.

You are missing out on the part where people try to turn into a spot only to find it occupied by a cart someone was too lazy to put back. Or the wind blowing a stray cart into someone’s car scratching the paint.

This whipped juice idea has me intrigued. I am going to try it in a tiki drink.

Is this where I can get pedantic and yell that a martini is gin? If it is vodka it is a kangaroo!

I don’t live in Maine but donated to Gideon a while back because Collins is so infuriating. 

I’m going to give Strahan the benefit of the doubt since this same group of WRs did do an actual N Sync dance in a previous week.

She is only 35? This is another example of how being republican drains your life force

I’ll just stick with good old MSG in my gravy. Hasn’t failed me yet.

Eh, fuck that. I’ll wait for a damn chicken sammich if I want. (I don’t)

Emily Kaplan wrote a good article about it https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/25707545/the-struggle-real-why-hockey-butts-jeans-mix

There are no products that can cleanse the embarrassment that is G/O management

There are no products that can cleanse the embarrassment that is G/O management