Nah.

You walk into a bar. What do you order?

After playing a little I decided I like 2 parts gin, 1 part campari, 1 part sweet vermouth. No rocks when I make it that way. If it is the traditional equal parts I prefer it with ice.

Gesundheit

Still a better love story than Twilight.

You really, really, really need to stop and think about the first sentence. Wow.

Thanks be to God. McCarthy is so talented, but her past several vehicles haven’t quite nailed it.

Parent: You snuck out of the house and got high, endangering yourself and your future. Don’t do it again.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this?

I don’t think his public shaming was entirely responsible. She had other issues.

To be fair to that piece of shit, he probably didn’t even know. 13 years old don’t really talk to their parents about anything.

It is just a shame that most American sports fans aren’t watching

If Rey Ordonez was allowed to hit for several years, nobody should have any problems with pitchers hitting.

That will never, ever happen. For better or worse, the NL will have a DH long before the AL even considers abolishing the position.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

Careful, you’re gonna cut yourself with all that edge.

“It’s not a good as Postal” is a pretty low bar to hit.

‘I wish i could raise salaries but I can’t offer more because of equality you see’

That is ridiculous. When I moved jobs, I left a 10K bonus on the table only because I was able to negotiate the difference into my new salary. She is going to lose good talent.