They are not broken into columns. Those pieces are called fingers.

I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to the Zuccarello family for any uncharitable comments that I may have made over the last month.

Holy shit, hopefully the recovery progresses and there are no lingering effects.

Loss of speech and motor function is beyond terrifying.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

“Hey Draymond, stop raping and beating me!”

I think with Honors is the bullshit part. I think we can all agree that a lot of their degrees are BS, but graduating with Honors should signify some basic grammar knowledge.

the guy who brings up privilege also managed to announce that he went to Harvard.

I want a guy with a Communications degree to be capable of communication and that makes me a whining, privileged racist who should apparently be exiled. LOL.

Good to know people who play basketball can also have Skip Bayless like ideas.

Friendly reminder: this motherfucker who tweeted “The Lakers is gone get a ring”, “Lebron gay 4 that” and “Kobe already beat durant shot he do that to but charges” graduated WITH HONORS from Michigan State University.

Do other collegians in non-sporting fields do this? Is there an MIT Physics undergrad right now on Twitter shit-talking a Nobel laureate?

Just read your user name. Thanks for the permission.

Dear Prince Shembo,

Well if the dog didn’t want to roughhouse then why did it keep wagging its tail?

It’s pretty fucked up that this guy’s being given all the responsibility for this. I mean, just look at how the victim’s dressed.

He screwed up. He forgot to have his teammates threaten and harass her until she killed herself.

As a kid, I always thought he was the boring, Teddy Ruxpin-looking motherfucker. Now, as an adult, I realize he’s one of the best reporters they’ve got there and is one of the few journalists working at ESPN that I actually think has serious integrity and talent.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

I may be going out on a limb, but I think he’s going to take a beating in the press.