@vinylrake: haha. nice.

Would you ever use the black key with that Laguna package? Red baby, RED!!!

Do terrorists know where Arkansas is?

Have you ever wondered if "Steve" reads giz? Damn Kyle, if you didn't want me to use your internet just say something. My crap goes out every once in a while too.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: soooo... bodyhacker.com?

OH, did he buy that car new?

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: That's a good point, hadn't thought about that.

That tank-cycle seems rather redundant. And thus, stupid. The rest are awesome though.

How am I supposed to text with it in the dash?

At the time that I voted, 268 voters (23.7% of jalopniks) are morons.

He deserved every bit of this and more. But I thought everyone in Russia was drunk all the time.

Is it just me or was that guy kind of annoying?

@TheAntiCat: Hey look guys, a smug californian. Never seen one of those before.

Thank You, Scoutch

@klyph: maybe go nuts on fruit?

@uu_ugene: +1

Isn't one of their cars about 50k brand new? Kind of a bargain even if you don't show up to race.

@Piloter: Ha Nice. Also, at the ripe old age of 21, that movie was the last time Sarah Jessica Parker looked attractive.

quick, mash all the buttons!

@AMGkiller: I'd find the bastards that built a snowman in the middle of the street in icy conditions forcing drivers to change direction and punch them in the taint.