@karamales: this guy

I remember this guy from my favorite TV show.

@my favorite car is a motorcycle: gasp!

So that's the extra love I taste in turkeys... bruises. The workers need punching bags instead of animals. Still gonna yummy down on turkeys, though.

@salt_bagel: My washer from the 80s is the same way. I guess Brazilians live by a different set of rules.

Called it. Congrats, Rusty. Made my day!

@FREEMAN_TSINQ: Pretty sure there was an article about how much more sex iPhone users get compared to android users.

I used to think people were actually driving somewhere on the roads too. But now I realize they're just out to get in my way.

@Rusty Van Horn: I'll second that. Hilarious. #cotdnominations #cotd

@_covert: Amen!

@ttyymmnn: I think they mean the sticker that goes in the corner of the license plate marking that the car is registered through a certain date (2 years).

@Awesome X:

90s Pontiac Grand Am / Grand Prix. Lived in white trash country all my life and I see quite a lot of em scurrying around the trailer park.

@Bonhomme7h: I didn't know about this until today. But I think I've wanted one all my life.

sorry Ash, I was late to the game after loading the page. Didn't mean to bombard you with that.

@Ash78, Nascar draft dodger: Volkswagen Group A5/PQ35

The only thing special about this guy is that he lives next to kevin durant... he couldn't even come up with a twitter name that's about himself.

@David Freed: yup i've made my decision. I'm buying a Canon. Nikon's spin wheel is way too small.

@crankyshaft: I have no clue how I let that happen. Thanks for catching that.

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