@Homer Berkowitz: same EXACT thing happened to me. pretty far from awesome.

@seventhrest: blah blah blah something about "being an exception, not the rule"

@HallaEks: Or just telling your kids they they're too fat to have a happy meal.

@Clown Shoe Pilot: there should be some sort of a provision like this. heart click for shooting asshats.

@strays2k: A tasteful sound system would be much more beneficial to me in a daily driver than most of the crap that clown listed.

@Octomac: Thank you for being practical. This guy admits to blowing money on a CRX. Great car, doesn't need any of the crap he listed. Except the tires. Has anyone priced racing buckets? Sweet baby Jesus in a tiny canoe, they're expensive!

@Stoatmaster is Hedy Lamarr: i would never inflict such terrible sounds on fellow jalopnik commenters. shame on you.

@Brickmodder: The World Cheese Dip Competition in Little Rock was pretty awesome, however. The fair sucked though.

@OMG! Toast! a.k.a. M3 Tenacious Trigga: They all play longer than it takes to read a text! If I hear most of these in public I'm going to punch the nearest person in the face.

@xxdesmus: Okay

@chase0409: I think you missed the reference. lots of laughs in this thread.

@Engineerman: Awesome.

@Markarian: production, transmission, and distribution is quite complicated. and wind doesn't always blow, especially when it's needed. greenpeace needs a few reality checks. if they cared enough, they'd quit making lame commercials and build transmission.

@Jim-Bob wants a B13 SE-R, but will settle for working air conditioning in his 353,000 mile Nissan Frontier.: again, "Someone's really happy about themselves, eh?"

@Gary_7vn: Oh man, I didn't even think to consider that there would be a genealogy expert here. Can't get anything by the Giz commenters

Pretty sure top gear killed the old stig this way.

My favorite COTD in quite a while!

Easy! Subaru, 240, Subaru, 240, repeat repeat repeat

Everything is cooler in slow motion. This soundtrack makes it even better.

they're probably just here to wreck them. the guy taking them off the truck and some crash test dummies are the only ones who get to drive these.