The Maserati he received:

My personal mission and pet peeve.  The Maverick isn't a small truck, it is a mid sized truck, The Ranger is a big truck, and full sized trucks are huge trucks.  If a slightly height advantaged man can't see over the hood of a vehicle (such as full sized American trucks) it is huge.  They don't sell small pick ups in…

I love the exterior. Gorgeous. The interior looks like a shower from an early 90’s tract house.

Any answer that’s not a straight-8 is wrong. I’m going with the Duesenberg:

Wagons, specifically ones that aren’t raised and saddled with hideous plastic body cladding.

Saab 900. Even ABBA came back...

Mazepin talks as he races: There's a ton of spin and then in the end he misses the point.

Right? Those looked great.

Slide 4: “Any wheel where the number of spokes is not evenly divisible by the number of visible lugs.”

The post made literally the exact same point.

These Corolla wheels trigger my OCD like none other

Keep the Saab 9-3, add snow tires and do a refresh/upgrade of it.  Cool, quirky car, gets around in the snow alright, and you’ll be able to learn to do some of the work yourself.

Let’s talk about what is wrong with the Saab, because 9-3's are great cars.

The fact that Rte 3 doesn’t have a 75 MPH speed limit is insane. Three lanes, straight as an arrow, infinite visibility, and an average left lane speed of 80 when not bumper-to-bumper. 55 is bullshit.

Yet another in a recent trend of poorly advised cross-posts with Jalopnik.

Oh, hey, I’m not greyed after that mild commentor revolt I started yesterday. That’s something I guess.

Wow, the two best remaining writers are leaving the site, this is a sad day. I’ve been following this site since 2008, and it’s been sad watching the quantity and quality of posts go through a steady decline, especially over the past ~5 years. I realize this isn’t the fault of the staff, but it’s incredibly sad to…

I would suspect Jalopnik would not link to a competitor

Regardless of how reliable your car is or how good you are at roadside fixes, a AAA membership is the best car accessory.