I can’t imagine that in a world where Netflix and Amazon are ramping up original content that the execs at either aren’t willing to Thunderdome their own mothers to get a Clarkson-headed car show under their respective brand.

Their fault for being so delicious.

Nothing will ever top Cam freestyling while counting his money.

The only thing faster than that bat flip was the fire spewing out of Brian McCann’s nose when he saw that highlight.

To every guy that lives in the Northeastern United States, if you ever want a romantic weekend away with the wife in which you can both get falling down drunk in an incredibly beautiful location, I recommend Ommegang Brewery. It is situated on the side of a mountain in upstate New York. It is stunningly beautiful. And…

I think you mean...

You do know some of your readers are Deaf right? Not all of us can just “go over and listen” to your shitty ass podcast.

My guess would be normal joes don't want to pay a few hundred bucks to drive a 130hp Miata

Beaten by Dre©

If you really wanna blow her away with "class," get some Lindemans Framboise. Ladies love that stuff.

Just a tip for all you nerdy craft beer types, girls love this craft beer more than any other by far. You want to be the cool craft beer nerd to the ladies, buy her this one next time you see her in a bar.

It's Farley and Patrick Swayze. Classic SNL skit; perfect art choice.

A skill no doubt learned from years of putting up with the diva antics of Mango.

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

Guess they didn't throw out Alexis's old ones.

black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

NO GLASS BY THE POOL

Huh. I thought Gatorade was produced in a Lab.

The dog was just reacting to the idea of fetching the selfie stick.