I’ll try and get a picture, but I’ve seen two people on plenty of these. It’s as ridiculous as it sounds.

This is just another reason to use a reserved seating system. They make sure that you have proof if any asshole is in your seat and it makes sure that there aren’t any empty buffer seats left in movies that are usually full.

In Vietnam, everything comes bagged up and the bikes all have hooks on them. It's great just driving up to a coffee stand and riding away with an iced coffee hooked up.

I second this statement. Please blow up the NFC East. It is full of the scum of the Earth.

As a Floridian, I can’t even dream about it. I think it's actually a myth. I've been on the Autobahn, but the left lane discipline only comes back as if I've been kissed by the sweet madness of a fever dream.

I recently got thrown out of a bar because I defended the girls I was with from some people who were apparently friends with the bouncer. I literally did nothing but get pushed and then thrown outside for the group to follow and try and fight.

I got laid in the back of a purple PT Cruiser with flames on the side. Nothing can stop nature. Not even GM.

I didn't know that this was a regional thing until I moved away from all that salty, crunchy goodness.

In my mind, it’s a toss up between Oakland, Philadelphia, and Miami. Oakland is an obvious choice, but they might bring knifes and spiked garments to a gun fight if Miami is involved. On the other hand, Philadelphia is basically post-apocalyptic already, so they obviously already know how to survive in the new NFL…

I read that Eagles fans are responsible for 45% Pennsylvania's, South New Jersey's and Maryland's crime...and at least 30% of their racism.

Great. Now you've made me cry. Your fandom is my fandom, and I can't handle losing RGIII and Sean Taylor.

...or you find out that you are Carrot Top and your stuck living in Orlando for the rest of your life living on those small moments when someone whispers "I think that's Carrot Top...he's not as jacked as he used to be." to their friends.

It was told to me like this: In the beginning, we didn't have all this fancy footbaw coverage that you youngsters have these days, so the only games I could watch on TV were from MERICA'S TEAM.

That had to have been a recent addition. He didn't start out with all that canvas space.

The Cowboys are the only reason I’m still a fan of the Washington football team. No matter how much the Deadskins blow, they will always find a way to ruin the Cowboys season even in a loss.

As an addendum to non-Texan Cowboys fans, my friend's family is from Texas which means that he is a Cowboys fan. I'm fine with…

Are you insinuating he smells like weed and patchouli?

I would marry my burrito instantly. It's supported be through the good times and the bad.

As a Skins fan, I can assure you that the circus is always all too real.

One of my acquaintances from up north took me out when I first got to Orlando. I never drove with him again because he had already fully assimilated to Florida. The trip involved driving on a sidewalk to get around traffic and a brandished hand gun.

Everyone knows...Jesus hates the Yankees.