If you’re from Philadelphia and you’re a sports fan, you’re indistinguishable from any other Philly sports fan to the civilized people of this universe.

Don't worry we're working on it.

I’m going to defend the Avenger a little bit because I enjoyed cruising down the highway in it. It rode like an 80s econobarge, which I know isn’t what you want from a new car, but bouncing lightly down the highway was a seriously enjoyable experience.

My mkIV sheds parts like I shed skin cells.

It’s like they stumbled into Civil War Ryan Seacrest’s closet.

WHY DOES WEARING AN UNDERSHIRT TO NOT STINK UP YOUR NICE CLOTHES MAKE YOU A TOOL?! i'm so confused

Wow. Someone was a little touchy.

Taken after much drinking had ensued.

You give all my child-rearing advice now. STEP OUT OF THE WAY MOM. This guy knows what he's doing.

Street Raker*

Ford needs to hire a better photographer.

For Sweden, wrong AdequateMan post. I'm with you though. $500 really just depends on what it was, who owned it, and how easy it is to wrench.

Thank you for this article, Kim. I have mild cerebral palsy and it's always been a fight between just wanting to walk and move normally and accepting that my "disability" (I fucking hate that word sometimes) has made me into the person I am today.

So we're all rooting for Jamaica now right? Bombocloth Mexicans.

Northern Florida has a lot of people who are way more terrifying than any mutant fungus/roach hybrid you can find in South Florida.

One brawl and all of a sudden you're the bad guy. You try going to Tampa in July and keep your composure.

I feel like you just gave all those companies free advertisement without investigating any of their claims.

Dude, he openly admits his bias based on location, and he always adds a disclaimer when he gets free beer because he knows free beer is always better. Also, why would you only review "the best"? The man is just trying to write a funny article about some booze that he drank. You don't have to be such a cantankerous old…

Maybe it was ceremonial like you shaved a gold brick into a box. It would be more satisfying than just lumping gold into a hole.

Alright, Trolly McTrollster. I see what you're doing here. Nice try, buddy!