black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

Because I know that someone in the comments will talk about how dangerous it is to be a police officer, just wanting to come home alive, etc.

It is more dangerous to be employed as a landscaper in America than it is to be employed as police officer. This is a fact that is true and is verifiable.

NO GLASS BY THE POOL

Huh. I thought Gatorade was produced in a Lab.

The dog was just reacting to the idea of fetching the selfie stick.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

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The gif that keeps on giving.

Oh shit, sorry, wrong post.

Fun fact: People who sanctimoniously harp on the small errors of others often lead successful, exciting lives.

On the second day of my honeymoon, my husband revealed he hated my family; and his parents strongly disliked them also. He had been charming and loving to them the entire time we dated. My parents considered his parents some of their closest friends. Apparently they thought pretending until after the marriage was…

Epcot is the best part about Disney. Skip everything else and just hang out at Epcot. It is the world! It is the future! It is alcohol!

After planning a wedding, I did not want to plan an elaborate vacation. We booked a Caribbean cruise, where I could just roll on the boat and have a drink with an umbrella immediately placed in my hand.

My mom is a travel agent, so when my sister wanted to book a cruise for her honeymoon, she got our mom to book it so they could get the best deal possible during spring break (money was tight as my sister was going back to school).

I wonder how this would shift if we adjusted it from "what people are making" to "what we expect that lifestyle to look like." Your bills should be paid, you should be able to afford a roof over your head, and you shouldn't have to worry about where your next meal is coming from. I was well over the lower bound in the…

Bwaaaaaa that lil pup just wants to play ball too!

dog on the field could have turned out a lot worse, frankly

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."