+0.3 fantasy points.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

That isn't what they are for?

Why do you need to remember? God people are weird.

Literally the only joke there that's at the expense of vegetarians is "they have bad farts". Are you insecure about your farts or something?

AH HA HA. SOMEONE CANT TAKE A JOKE.

Thanks, Jason Torpoosky, for sharing this crappy story with us.

Oh that's fantastic, where can I buy such magic MPG vehicles here in the US?

That's actually pretty clever. I like that they imitated the "Smiling Bob" facial expression from the Enzyte commercials as well.

Me too. I would have preferred him to be the focus of the video with an inset of the clock as the vehicle sped up.

True story. Guy I went to college with was driving back from Big Bend and stopped for some roadside tamales. He's about 10 miles from the next rest stop when he feels a cataclysmic case of the 'sploadies brewing up. So he buries the pedal. Cop nabs him doing 95 in a 70. My buddy, with few viable options, tells the cop…

How many times a day does the dude in the middle throw up?

Holy shit... BOATS!

What they didn't show is the guy in the center holding the tether actually turned into this:

okay...

How about from this

In my very short stint as a car sales professional I sold one of these. Got a big check didn't sleep for days and it led to my quitting. Apparently car salesmen cant have a conscience.