HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

3.) A Giant Freaking Laser

ya, looks like Nancy wanted to get frisky, that foot....

Mr. Gorbachov , tie up this dog

Rick, let me be clear, those glasses don't make you look any smarter

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

Maginot Clothesline

Please be okay. Please be okay.

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

Come on, Eileen!
Oh I swear by these teams,
At this moment,
You picked everythiiiiiiiiiiing,
So correctly,
But you didn't complete,
The damn bracket,
Or bounce out Krzyzewskiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

As a Jaguars fan.......I relate.

You should watch Anthony Bourdain's episode on this, I think you would enjoy it.

It's Texas. Let's focus on the positives here.

You know who isn't an American stout? CHRIS BORLAND.

WHOOOOOO \m/!!!!

where its last owner threw out the manual for an automatic box

Winston's lawyer explains:

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

They probably told him that they wouldn't be serving crab legs at the pre-Draft buffet.