The Mini dealer around me at least tries to look different on the outside (It is actually a really cool looking building)

No clue, but the away ones are great.

That last one.

They cancelled right on the eve of the my most anticipated match up (R vs STI). To make matters worse, the feature exists, they have it on tape, and they won't run it. Why does the BBC hate the world?

This is good stuff.

(does handshake deal with Chip Kelly) (Gore leaves room) (Kelly runs to sink to furiously wash hands) (Stephen A. Smith pops out of the cabinet under the sink) Ah-HA!

(takes freshman American History course) (decommits from America)

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

What if it's actually just a 170 year-old piss jug?

It's pretty rude for Paul Pierce and Drew Gooden to taunt their own teammate.

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me.

Can't agree more. I saw him driving down the street the other day towards the Nuggets' stadium. He looked like he was in a great mood.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

The keys to domination in the Lumbercart 100:

http://xkcd.com/670/

Funny how so many teams are willing to give this guy a shot, considering how much he is hated by the Publix.

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?