Yeah and considering a lot of the brutal police tactics used in Baltimore (street sweeps to clear corners) were started because you got more time in court which led to overtime pay. You could double your salary if you arrested enough people. Doesn't matter what they did. Instead of doing solid police work that make…

They have a ton of wiggle room considering that there is evidence that some states are already letting the embargo go. The Obama administration knows that if they don't get a deal now, then they won't get a deal because their embargo coalition will fall apart. Cheap gas is just too tempting.

I hope I can get his down here because I got the Sierra Nevada Nooner Pils ($14.99 for a twelve pack, what a deal!) but it turned out to be a pretty poor interpretation of the Pilsners I've known and grown to love.

Seems unlikely. Don't buy all the OCSC transfer rumors.

Meh, now that Wawa's down here, Pub Subs just seem superfluous and a bit expensive.

I bought my VW with 33k on it 3 years ago and it just hit 93k. I know it's hard to believe that people have to drive that much, but we're not all so lucky to have a two mile commute to work.

It's a time-honored, secret technique passed down from dejected Islanders fathers to their soon-to-be dejected Islander sons. It's really all they have.

Publix brand items are the shit. The only thing you can't trust them on are their "ethnic" foods. They should not be making soy sauce, but fucked if I'm paying full price for trash bags again.

I nearly puked at every word in that sentence. I am too hungover to read that.

I bought this for the gimmicky reason and brought it to my friend's house for the premier. I also bough a bunch of other saisons because it was what I was in the mood for this week. I'll start off by saying it was pretty good beer and I know I shouldn't expect it to strictly adhere to the style if it's called a "dark"…

Or any flavor of Rekorderlig.

If you serve summer beer in glass bottles, then fuck you.

This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?

I know it's not revolutionary, but it was one of those small moments that I realized how deeply ingrained sexism is in our lives. It changed a lot for me from then on. Still working on stopping all the bad behaviors I've picked up over the years though.

I think this would work out great actually. Nodding and smiling are just fuel for pontificating.

I used to feel so awkward dapping up a group of my guy friends and then getting to a girl and not knowing what to do, so I just started dapping up the girls too.

It's a law of nature that every article posted on Kinja has at least one grammatical error. Chances are that you posted this with no errors and then Kinja said, "Don't worry, bro. I got you."

*Shudder*

DJ Mustard reached peak saturation at the end of last summer. We can't do it again....we just...we just...(sob)...WE JUST CAN'T AGAIN, OK?

Dude, it's a miracle that he even fits in there.