"UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS USED AS EXCUSE FOR LACK OF FUCKS GIVEN" - American Soccer "Fans"

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Dude, I did the same thing as you for the longest and I saw moderate results, but I was afraid I would mess up the large compound movements. Eventually, I realized I looked better, but I was not getting any noticeable results in performance. I started to do my three main lifts and a couple of accessory lifts to…

I always saw Bryan LaCroix as a riff on Drake. "Wheels, Ontario" is obviously supposed to be "Degrassi."

Pawnsylvania ran for a couple of spots? They even had one where they went down ta baldimore.

The fact that the cobbled together backline that Klinsman willed out of thin air held up for 80 minutes was impressive. I can't believe we led at all in this game given how anemic the midfield passing was. It was only a matter of time before those fast breaks became goals. But did it have to be fucking Bendtner?

I'm going to have to add the Ballast Point to my summer beer rotation of Stiegl, Shiner, and Cigar City.

This is why your the best, $kay. I came down here expecting a slightly off-color joke and instead got some empathy.

Since when is running a toll booth with automatic cameras a violation? This is my hometown and you see tourists crawling through the highway speed ones because they forgot that there is a toll booth every mile. The speeding I can see, but you'd have to be going pretty damn fast to stick out on 408.

The water may have sulfur in it, but that doesn't matter anymore. I'm always jealous of all the beers you talk about in the article because they don't make it out of the permafrost up there, but it's all better when I get to Total Wine and realize that the South has me taken care of.

You really need to come down to Florida and tour Cigar City. Jai Alai is one of the best IPAs I've ever had, and they Maduro Brown Ale is also damn near perfect. Plus, Funky Buddha has been doing some interesting things.

Not when it's played in Charm City!

Lactose Intolerance = Off-Limit Cream Stouts and a Surprising Amount of Stouts in General. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT PROTEIN BREWERS?

Do you WANT all my townie friends to go back to working construction? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S GONNNA HAPPEN? AND THEN WHERE WILL WE GET OUR ENDLESS BREADSTICKS?!

It really makes you wonder how we as a species survived this long.

"I'm not sure about you, but once I get my bags checked, get my bag checked again, then finally make it to the gate, the first thing I look for is the nearest beer stand. I then attempt to drown the memories of the recent inappropriate touching by a stranger wearing latex gloves while simultaneously self medicating to…

Right? I know being hungry makes you the crankiest, shittiest person you'll ever be, but have some decorum so the people who are in charge of your food don't fuck with you.

I wasn't...UNTIL I SAW THIS FUCKIN' VIDEO.

Even with context, it looks like he sees an opportunity to tackle that guy and takes him down with him.

I'm glad I didn't have to come and type this in small font to hide my shame. I once called it "The Best Beer I've Ever Had." A lot has changed since then, but I still think it's pretty good.