Not when it's played in Charm City!

Lactose Intolerance = Off-Limit Cream Stouts and a Surprising Amount of Stouts in General. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THAT PROTEIN BREWERS?

Do you WANT all my townie friends to go back to working construction? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S GONNNA HAPPEN? AND THEN WHERE WILL WE GET OUR ENDLESS BREADSTICKS?!

It really makes you wonder how we as a species survived this long.

"I'm not sure about you, but once I get my bags checked, get my bag checked again, then finally make it to the gate, the first thing I look for is the nearest beer stand. I then attempt to drown the memories of the recent inappropriate touching by a stranger wearing latex gloves while simultaneously self medicating to…

Right? I know being hungry makes you the crankiest, shittiest person you'll ever be, but have some decorum so the people who are in charge of your food don't fuck with you.

I wasn't...UNTIL I SAW THIS FUCKIN' VIDEO.

Even with context, it looks like he sees an opportunity to tackle that guy and takes him down with him.

I'm glad I didn't have to come and type this in small font to hide my shame. I once called it "The Best Beer I've Ever Had." A lot has changed since then, but I still think it's pretty good.

Yeah that one scared me, but the stuff that Goose Island has been able to do since has properly assuaged me. The Pepe Nero they came out with has been a great cheap addition to friend's dinner parties. They find the 750ml bottle fancy, and I find it to be an enjoyable, moderately-priced, nearly ubiquitous saison.

If they don't cover a story that has resulted in the postponement and possible end of Top Gear, then they aren't really doing their job as auto journalists.

On the East Coast, Rogue is a general pass. I couldn't understand the hype around the brewery because everything I had from them tasted like shit, but my friend pointed out the problem and I realized I need to try Dead Guy again when it's fresh.

Our Acura Legend got hit so hard that the ash tray popped out of the door and split my forehead.

I remember that tour. It was immediately before both Gym Class Heroes and Tyga got intensely shitty.

I'm looking forward to him bringing his talents to Clearwater Beach.

My mind has already been melted by years of Redskins fandom. No reason to add paint thinner into the mix.

That statistic isn't true anymore. There was a spike in divorces at that point in time.

Way to link it back, +1.

This is the assumption I don't get. I don't pee standing up because it's more masculine. I pee standing up because it's more comfortable for me. I'm sure there are plenty of guys that are just the opposite and would rather sit down. That being said, I do sit down to pee in the middle of the night when I don't want…

Give in to the dark side. Let the stance seethe through you.