Well shit. I’ve found Payless to be the best place to find cheap shoes for my toddler. I can’t afford $40 stride rites that she’ll outgrow in four months. This is slightly distressing for this lower-middle class mom! 😩

So this is actually happening?

I literally crapped myself Tuesday night. -_-

OH MY GOD

so I’m not the only one with dust in my eyes? Okay good.

2016 you better stay away from Miss Lansbury! She is a treasure and we want her here, thankyouverymuch.

Oh gosh, how are you alive? The humidity has been so unbearable this summer. I could handle the heat, which as you know has been stupid hot this summer. But the humidity is killing me. It really cooled off here after that storm we had! Oh it feels so nice right now. Unfortunately it's not going to last long. I think…

Hour and a half west-ish of Detroit, and yeah, nonsense^10. Technically it’s not going to be 100* anymore but with the humidity/heat index for the weekend it’s going to be 100+. NONSENSE.

I was just saying the exact same thing two nights ago. It is so vanilla here I can't take it. Other than the one Chinese take out place, and the one Mexican restaurant, well there you go. Sigh. I have a nice racist next door neighbor too, so that's fun.

Boy, I wish you were my neighbor! As the resident liberal atheist in my teeny tiny religious/racist community, well....

“Got to play with my new toy today”

Perhaps I should look into getting a passport for my baby.....🤔

Oh my bone broth. Is this for real? I can not take one caption of her instagrams seriously. I have tears in my eyes from laughing at the absolute ridiculousness of her photos.

I actually read about this on BuzzFeed (I know...) earlier today. They wrote about how the parents used the hockey stick and jump rope because their religious said you are not to strike with your hands, as your hands are for loving/nurturing only. But apparently you can use those loving hands to beat your kid with a…

I hope to Bob you're right on this. The 2016 campaign is making me so fucking twitchy. I honestly can't believe people are still into this Bozo. It absolutely terrified me.

I think you mean Kragle’d to his feet.

Ouch. Now that’s a lump of coal. I certainly don’t eat like I do on the holidays every day, obviously. It’s the holidays! So yeah I want to indulge in rich foods, desserts, cookies that I literally only eat once a year! I certainly don’t blame you one bit, and I’m also certain I’d do the same thing myself. Like I’ve…

I’ve found the holidays kinda blow when you have an ongoing illness of some sort. I’ve been battling thrush for five months and it got significantly worse Thanksgiving/Christmas because of stress, foods, those damned, delicious Christmas cookies... 😛

It's a good thing babies have squishy heads! Mine had a funny slant to one side, and the back of her skull was a little Alien looking haha. Everything moved to where it's supposed to be, now she just has a big head haha 🙂

Forget Whole Foods, we’d have to sell our house to afford that haha. I’m not even sure where the closest one would be...at least an hour of I’m not mistaken. But I digress! We tend to buy the frozen steam bag veggies because those are always on sale, fresh produce gets bought when it’s on sale as well, the more…