WriterOfFictions
WriterOfFictions
WriterOfFictions

This is literally what happened to me, haha. Sure my sugars were wacky, but the highest they ever got was 160 at the worst once or twice, and I’m lucky because that’s not even that crazy high. You’re supposed to be under 120 and I was usually in the 130-140 range. I was at the doctor twice a week for NST’s and

Come the fuck on!

Haha, sorry! I haven't had one in quite a while myself. I gave up excessive pop a few years ago, so I only have a handful of drinks a month, if that. I think I'm due for a drink! That stuff is my crack haha :)

Oh I’m so sorry to hear that! I couldn’t handle having it for four months, I am terrified I’ll end up having it when I’m older. I really am sorry. And that’s the worst part, it was denying myself to eat anything that wasn’t on the “approved list” of diabetic friendly food. I’m a human being. Sometimes once in awhile I

I kept a food journal and my dietician was so impressed, I was eating so well and doing all the right things. We even laughed because I had a few meals where I ate too healthy and that made my sugars wack (too lean, not enough fat, go figure haha!). My body just wasn’t having it. I started medicine and I’d be good for

It made me feel better too. Because it is not your fault. It really is the placenta’s fault, because of all the hormones and your pancreas just can’t keep up with it. By the end of your pregnancy your pancreas needs to produce three times the normal amount of insulin, and your placenta is literally preventing that. It

My husband would tell me she’s alive, you’re doing fine. And I’m like okay if that’s the bare minimum standard we’re going for then that’s the stupidest thing ever! To be fair though, sometimes just getting through the day alive was a huge achievement! Her getting older both excites me and terrifies me. I don’t want

Oof! What a rough start! Getting through the first month, I feel, is like running triathlons back to back with zero sleep and only eating a handful of *anything* in a 24-hour period because that seems to be all you have time for. Between severe sleep deprivation, hunger, engorgement when your milk comes in, and your

I’m so sorry you had a rough pregnancy, but glad you’re feeling better! 9-10 months is a very long time to be uncomfortable and miserable! By the end you’re just waiting for that turkey thermometer to pop up and tell you you’re done haha.

Thanks, I appreciate that. I’m on a one day at a time kinda life right now, ha. As the months go by it gets a little easier....but then a growth spurt hits, or right now it’s teething, and it feels like I’m back to square one. I believe you when you say it gets easier! I know we’ll get there, but boy howdy are the

I don’t do New Years resolutions, because let’s face it I’m just not that dedicated to anything and am apathetic about everything.

That is the best story ever.

Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck. I saw the frozen mix in the forecast for Monday and Tuesday but was hoping it would change. We didn’t have power for a week, it finally came back on on Christmas; thanks Santa. It was horrible. Sure we had a generator so we could have, you know, heat and a toilet but we had to shower and do

Considering the past two winters in Michigan we've had — one of which was without power, ice storm of 2013 — I'm not complaining. Sure it comes as the result of the catastrophic effects of global warming, but after living through the snowiest winter on record ever, I don't miss it for a second.

I live in Michigan and there was a tornado in Canton (where IKEA is) two nights ago, I believe it was. First tornado in December in MI ever. Like. What? Don’t you dare look at me and tell me climate change isn't a thing. It snows in December. Not tornados. Gah!

This bad ass mother fucker!! There were other smaller sets you could get for them as well. I looooved tiny pound puppies! I also loved Pollu Pocket. I just love cute tiny things :)

I just can’t even begin to understand this. Why. WHY.

I’ve had all sorts of weird sex dreams, including but not limited to having a penis, or having sex with other girls; I’m straight, but I have an awful lot of girl-on-girl sex dreams, it’s strange but doesn’t bother me. The hornier I am in real life (or the longer I’ve gone without sex), the more bizarre and intense my

I bought my Lelo in college. Oh it’s expensive but SO worth it. It’s so much nicer than the cheaper vibrators I’ve bought, plus it’s rechargable! Definitely worth the investment.

What the.... I can’t even right now. A presidential candidate is signing a woman’s breast. YOU WANT THIS MAN TO LEAD THE COUNTRY AND BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY THE REST OF THE WORLD?! Ughhhhhhh