How far can you punt a football?

Lifehack: when you buy your mattress have the mattress guy put like, two hundred pairs of sheets on. When you pull off the last one, get a new mattress. #simplify

SOAPBOX DUAN-

I do this all the time.

Well, nothing brings together a team quite like a long-ass snake. Particularly the next part, where it coils them into a unified pulpy consistency.

Here are the details:

I call photoshop!
That looks suspiciously like a large crowd at US
Cellular Field.

This is huge news.

Interestingly, the ball wasn't foul until after it landed in some shitty-overly-hoppy-micro-hand-crafted-60-minute-mountain-spring-brewed beer.

Wait, Wayne Washington is black?

I'm sorry baby I shouldn't have said that. I'm totally in the wrong on this one

Wow, it's the second quarter and dude is still standing.

Elin Nordegren: [driving by Tiger's house at 5mph]

A fellow bookie, eh? What's your favorite piece of 20th century fiction by a non-American author?

Looks like somebody took the straight outta Compton.

When I read that you didn't enjoy District 9, I stopped reading.

Look at how excited he is!

This one is definitely going in the BCP Hall of Fame.

Not bad, but we really should've been 18. If any country's conduct could be described as "barely legal," it's ours.

What will it take for AL fans to realize they're playing a baseball-like game that involves a bogus gimmick?