"Wow! Sign him!"

I don't think most people understand the very basic mechanical premise of a clutch. Push in pedal, large, rotating disc moves away from other, large, rotating disc. Release pedal, large rotating disc makes contact and syncs up with other larger, rotating disc.

He would've stopped at the first crime scene, but unfortunately, his princess was in another castle.

I gotta say, for me, the most surprising part of this story is that there's a deranged criminal associated with the Dallas Mavericks organization, and Dirk Nowitzki hasn't proposed marriage yet.

this follows more than a dozen raids on his fridge in the past month.

Scheffler knows the history of the word and the sensitivity he must use. He would never call another teammate that. He never calls Delmas the N-word outside the dressing room or in front of his family. They are playful exchanges in meeting rooms and the practice field.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

At least it's better than fellow Lions Calvin Johnson and Matthew Stafford who refer to each other as "Meal Ticket" and "That fucking goofus redneck who can't throw a goddamn decent ball my way".

Things really are different in China.

these always get a little nuts

Boiling ribs is a real thing and they taste legit when done right. They still get grilled or baked after the boil though.

one month ago

fortunately, he got to 300 after dinner.

Drunk lady: [sings to herself] Old black water, keep on rollin'/God damn it people, won't you jump in the river with me/Old black water, keep on rollin'

Cop: Okay, we're going to need a thumb print.

UPDATE: Sources confirm charges have been upgraded to aggravated reckless burning after Ehlo made a Jason-Whitlock-Is-Fat joke on the ride to the police station.

I've tracked his movements over the last month, and here's what I have so far:

I wish him well but the truth is racism support group treatments have a really low rate of success. They're predominantly white and, for whatever reason, seem to have a really hard time following the steps right.

Boy, somebody is not a fan of Lynne Truss' work.

Town Crier: We are gathered here today to witness the stoning of one George Atkins! Mr. Atkins stands accused of being a blubbering idiot — in the past two weeks alone he wasted the remains of seventeen whales! How do you plead?