To all You assholes complaining,

Sally sounds fun.

What I Learned From 25 Years of Watching TSN's SportsCentre: "Go fuck yourself if you like anything but hockey"

Man, this footage is terrible. No wonder Hernandez destroyed his surveillance system afterwards.

At first everyone loved it, but since its inception the popularity of this event has just fallen off a cliff

YELP

Man you really butchered that, Hymen.

Careful, Kent. Drop one more spot, and you're back in the D league.

"Great. More for me."

We bros welcome you to Gainsville. Yup, leave out that e, we'll slip it in your drink for you.

"Answer the question, Mr. Pleasants! Are you, or are you not, quote - a 'n00b b1tch lollllllllz learn2play'?!?"

I don't know what she was worried about. Everyone knows Jordan struggled to even get to first base.

Justin Bourne with a good one on how the offseason can be the hardest part of the pro athlete's calendar. [Backhand Shelf]

FEMALE HAWKS FAN #1: Aw. Just... look at that. Look at that face.

Came here to make this joke, couldn't get it up in time.

Ha! Whichever architect pulled this off must be quite the CAD.

Careful, robert swift is squating in one