That works out to one Tebow mention every 52 Seconds, which, fittingly, is a song by Bad Religion.

"Can 'a Corn".

Unsurprisingly, both these teams are at the bottom of the standings.

Sounds simple enough, but where would I find an expired passport?

You're a coincidence.

The Mid-Range Jumper

I think you can see what happened a little bit more clearly in this picture:

Here's an argument on behalf of the crêpe as a brunch food, from an article I read about crêpes one time:

HEY ASSHOLE, THATS MINE IN THE PIC. YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IN IT DICKHEAD. DO YOU SEE THAT CLEAR CHAMBER.? IT UNSCREWS THEN THERE IS A HEATING ELEMENT THAT SLOWLY HEATS THE SUBSTANCE WHEN YOU HOLD THE POWER BUTTON ON THE SIDE. LITTLE FUCKER BE QUIET WHILE ADULTS ARE SPEAKING!

Man, once you write one really fucking long Kinja article you've just got to write another, y'know? Here's the list that no one asked for: all 30 MLB home-opener ceremonial first pitchers, ranked. http://mattenglish.kinja.com/2013-ceremonia…

Josh McDaniels: You’re about to get my Bronco, buster!

This is great. Really. Some level of comment moderation/approval is clearly required.

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to pollute and deoxygenate, and he can walk right across the river of dead fish to the Whole Foods and purchase some lovely Atlantic Cod."

RGIII splits the uptights!

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