Drastic, sure. But if we're talking the difference between reducing that taxing burden he plays with and potential millions in winnings I'd get a mastectomy too.

heh

+1

h/t to Kip R.

fantastic

Poor Billy...it seems like only yesterday that when he went for a swim in the lake, it was a swim of Consequence.

This is fantastic.

This is maybe what happens when you promote combative "debate" as the pinnacle of human interaction, especially to an audience that wouldn't be able to tune in if they had a job to go to.

So I guess that old saying is true... there's lies, damn lies, and Colin Cowherd is a blithering asshole.

You don't get it. The sprouting blue and purple spots are a disease, I tell you, a disease! Specifically, herpes.

"Going to be without my favorite punching bag?? no...No....NO!!!!"

If by "haircut" you mean a "beard" then I couldn't agree more.

nice

Joe - you're renowned for being "cool under pressure" while calling some of the biggest moments in sports. What's your secret for keeping cool... crushed, or cubed ice in your whiskey?

Phew! Glad to hear it...Don Nelson still owes me a mai tai.

Nice map, but you missed one. In a cruel twist of fate, the Hurricanes just moved back to Hartford.

I like this.

I love real time predictions. Like this one right now, where I predict a massive storm surge is about to smash right into WHOA MY GOD SAFDjlsfad nm,....

I don't know, that's low hanging fruit if you ask me. Liked your joke though.

This is all an interesting interpretation of what Halloween is all about. Unfortunately it is WRONG —- the real purpose is to end up with a veritable mountain of mini-Wunderbars on which to make yourself sick with over the next few days. I accomplish this by buying the mixed packs of chocolate bars (a Smarties / Kit…