Seems like he was just doing his job; I mean, CPR is intended to keep people alive as long as possible...

This breakdown reminds me of the time I tried to learn how to play contract bridge by reading Omar Sharif's newspaper column.

Couldn't agree more.

"Nice try Prokhorov, but you've still got a lot to learn about putting on a shitshow"

Let’s Admire Miguel Cabrera’s Triple Crown, Before We Put The Triple Crown In The Dustbin Of History

Huh. So that ad I saw an hour ago for "Yahoo Fantasy Hockey" was right after all.

So...um, sports?

These transparent attempts at branding himself as a global icon are getting ridiculous...

Rinsing them also greatly reduces the impacts of, um...well, how to say...so that shit don't stink? For real, it makes a difference.

Really? From both the article and the abstract I read the 5.5 R as the region AROUND the event horizon. You'd have to know the event horizon size first...which seems to defeat the purpose.

But have you heard that song recently?

I enjoyed this response.

+1

Huh. I replacement googled Deadspin and I got http://www.dead.net/forum

Is it wrong that I read this as a "bear" with me joke? If so, I don't want to be right.

Ha!

Son: (side-glancing impassively to the left)

Now that's interesting. Who knew that the inner monologues of both Bettman and Fehr are virtually the same as Crazy Horse's battle cry?

Am I from the least racist city in America if I had no idea that "boy" could be racist, or just the most blissfully ignorant?

I don't know, I think Barnwell got it right, if for the wrong reasons. Fact is, when it comes to the real baseball players, they do seem to die before (& younger than) their football counterparts*. Of course the quality of life between these player types in later years is up for debate.