Fuck the coyote announcers, the real update should be that he was taken to hospital [tsn.ca]

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Never thought I'd see the day where I'd say this un-sarcastically, but Devils / Panthers, can you feel the action!

Sample of Deadspin's commenting future:

On the plus side, it's good to hear Jamario found a post-NBA career. On the down side, his rep for being soft, which dogged him in the NBA, has obviously followed him into his new line work.

Maybe I've been wrong about Florida...Ybor City sounds like a real hoot.

Ha!

You might want to try tying the account to your twitter through Gawker (even if you never comment over there). It messed up for me going through Deadspin too, but worked for Gawker, and it seems to log me into all gawker sites with no problems (incl deadspin).

Man, that soft release at the 2:43 mark of the video is just painful. I mean, c'mon ESPN, you're advertising your NFL pre-season Monday night schedule already? And in the middle of an Ali tribute no less??

Or, up to 46080 Pitino Conquests. geez...

Yea, that was the joke I was going for. Don't think I pulled it off.

2:06: "Let that burn." ...

Well that's a pretty Raysist attitude...

And yet, when Stephen A. Smith talks 'til he's blue in the face he goes right on living...

Seriously? He CORRECTED THEIR GRAMMAR! Asshole move. And don't get me started on swatting persistent insects.

I think you're right. And as the interns found out, the good folks at Grantland designed it so that if you do drop your quarterly it will float and won't clog the toilet.

Bloodied Dallas Fan: "Hey...that towel is for my bloody face! I don't care that you're his biggest fan. Stealing that towel from me is like stealing from Kari. Ok??"

Alright Jose, I'll cut back on bread and wine, but I'm not sure really sure how that will save the bears.

"He helped me more then he tried to hurt me."

That Lin shirt is almost like the Mark Sanchez version, the difference being the "Jets" instead of the "Knicks" on the front, and the "nai" instead of the "j" on the back