The WWE thrives on spontaneity, and our fans expect nothing less than the unexpected every evening

+1 green monster

I agree, the metric doesn't prove anything. I'd be surprised if the number of "violent penalties" the Saints get isn't lower this year simply due to a regression from the mean.

Charles Barkley was slammed for calling his Weight Watchers endorsement a "scam"

This is a great opportunity for you young whippersnappers out there. It isn't every day you can get a desk job where you don't even have to hit Alt-Tab when your boss walks by.

So I guess sharks aren't the only animals from down under prone to choking on the golf course.

Oh. I thought you were going all Fryer and referencing Him.

Well, Martin tried his best on the play, but he still doesn't fully grasp the concept of backchecking.

Peterson was no Mantle

why sell jerseys when you can win?

I don't know... things might get even lower at 7ET, at least in terms of ratings (unless the Aaron Gray fanclub is bigger than I realize)

Also on the bright side, Payton's suspension is actually for less games than the last bounty-related suspension in pro sports, even if the saints make it to the Superbowl. So, you know, it could be worse.

The NCAA's banning of dunc's was a terrible rule. I'm glad they came to their senses and realized that Big duncs are essential for Fundamental basketball.

Johnson ignored the porn. "It was so funny watching him acting like everything was normal," Woods told Haney. "I got him pretty good."

I just want to commend everyone involved, Dead Letters might be the funniest thing Deadspin has ever done.

"I'm backpedaling. I'm ducking. I'm swinging, trying to protect my life. I'm ducking. I'm slipping. They're hitting me. They're kicking me.

I'm surprised by the Clipper announcers actually. I would have expected them to put their usual relentlessly pro-Clipper spin on the situation, and play up the fact he hit nothing but net.

Your pro-Boston bias is showing Barry. Where's the love for the spinning, jumping, behind-the-back pass from Jenkins??? (at the 23 second mark.)

We take it for granted now, but the FOXBOX really was a game-changer, wherever it was introduced. It put Hustler on the path to overtake Playboy. It also served to boost Laker viewership in the late ‘90’s / early 2000’s. It was a little too slick for my tastes, but the constant frame on Rick all game long was a hit…

This trade is probably good for the Bucks, but Skiles has his work cut out for him to get Monta on the same defensive page. As pictured above, clearly Monta just didn't get it when Jackson asked him to play a little Warrior's defense.