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...the best movie based on 21 Jump Street humanly possible.

Lin: puff-puff-pass to 'melo

Start with Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada. I still get chills just thinking about this ep 10+ years later

I'm not ashamed to admit I learned one very valuable piece of sexy knowledge from Maxim: how to unhook a bra with one hand. Alas (or positively?) that's where my mag-skills begin and end.

This isn’t the whole story. What I heard was that there actually was a script reading, but unfortunately the hired actors all had a nasty cold, and that the reading went something like this:

I'd expect this kind of stuff from the Pittsburgh Post Gazette, not WPXI. Not the Post-Gazette either, mind you, but rather the mildly amusing post news satire site.

Typical rich guy —- thinks all it takes to add "liquidities expert" to his job title is a few hundred thousand quid.

Like so many big Yahoo reports, the story is obsessed with the misdemeanor violation of picayune rules to the point that it adopts the fussy morality of the rulemakers.

Nice picture, but what we really want to know is, with a pool that size, what is Odobe-nidae's water bill?

That's what I call it, being naked with my clothes on.

It was just a misunderstanding... he misheard "pulling" for "pushing" when Mark Shapiro was talking about envelopes.

On the other hand, the free shots for filled slots strategy has worked out rather well for other bands of redsk... (white guilt kicking in here, can only say Redskins when paired with a Washington. I'll feel better after a trip to Foxwoods.)

beaver pelts for career-ending welts

I wondered why bevraj cancelled his first joke...nicely done.

Marv Albert: Beasley, lost control of the dribble, gets it back... now Ridnour, with the pick and pop, for 2!

Pictured above: "Now that is what I'm talking about!"

"Naw man, you don't want to do that! I am walking proof that lead-ing by example is a pain in the leg and and causes trouble with authorities"

"I could have told Mutombo that saying you sell gold might sucker a few people to buy in initially, but in the long run it won't make you a fortune"

I don't know that the judge was right here. It might be good for that lawyer To Do Stupid Shit; maybe then Jerry will know ever so slightly what it feels like to be one of his victims (not that he won't find out soon enough in prison).