WizardBeard3000
WizardBeard3000
WizardBeard3000

NBA: This is too sexy

A $2000 Dinner, and someone ordered a $5 Miller Lite? Dang...

Finally, a non violently pornographic comment. Thank you, sir.

Fuck yo' couch.

-1, the Gideons actually prefer the New American Standard translation of the Bible.

Even when abstaining, Tony's drink hand takes on its familiar form.

If I wanted to get a beer without engaging with a human being, I'd just get one from the kitchen, knowing my cruel, heartless wife is probably next door continuing her affair with my stupid son of a bitch neighbor Gary.

A movie by yourself is the place to go when you're looking to get your spunk back.

I believe it's:

Fantasy Football Question: When drafting in a 32-team keeper league, is it ever too soon to handcuff your starting TE? Thanks!

That's the Patriot Way for you. Making the hustle plays. Picking up two where another team would have only gotten one.

This is so fucked up. How you could possibly say such a thing? No wonder this world is the way it is. All decent people know that every human, no matter their ethnicity, is worthy of dignity and respect and falls with exactly an acceleration of 9.8 m/s2

Qatar is just too hot for outdoor physical work. They have enough money so they really ought to get someone to build large indoor structures where they can work in relative comfort.

True to form, none of the three have an offensive line in front of them.

Karl Malone disagrees that fishing and crying will win you rings.

I really hope Michael Sam picks "It's Raining Men" as his song just to troll people.