Here I was thinking that Gawker had taken care of the rampant gore-porn problem across their sites, and now I see this - a forktongued demon probing Joan Rivers' recently deceased cadavers' facial orifice. Not cool, Deadspin, NOT COOL.

Only NBA player with any real musical talent

Did Juwan just rhyme "Fab 5" with "Number 5" !? Those are some serious, Deion Sanders-esque rap game skills.

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Mama, there goes that man disparaging Islam

From time to time don't we all want to go out for a bite of Italian?

Well it turns out that working from home as an NFL scout while caring for your sick wife just didn't work for Sullivan. After all, the scouting reports he keeps sending in reveal that his wife JoAnne simply doesn't have what it takes to be a starting CB or even a backup Safety in this league.

Montgomery. We talkin' bout Flea Market?

Jerry Sandusky is really jealous that his parents didn't name him Oral.

Updated Scouting report on Hernandez - Absolutely lethal at fighting off the double-team.

Needs a more sensational headline like

Please someone put some safety cones and caution tape around those droves. People keep dying in them!!

Well there's your problem right there:

At 1:21 I swear he says "Shove it up your ass. He's the best puppy in the world."

Charles Haley would have stepped out to this hit by the Divinyls

Paul George adamantly denies catching a catfish on the trip.

That's odd. I didn't realize this song was produced by a human being. I kinda assumed it came from mysterious alien parasite that fell to Earth attached to an asteroid fragment, became sentient, found itself a biological and eventually walked into a radio station loaded on a thumb drive right before eating the host's…

And it was at this exact moment in time, Francis' lifetime plus/minus ratio and blood alcohol level were exactly the same : 0.9

Pictured Above: Mark Jackson rides his invisible jet ski on permanent vacation.

Yesterday was actually Seth Smith bobblehead day at Petco park. That's just a lovely souvenir.