Lawry is great. Very seasoned.

Just as I'd clicked on this article and saw the first page of the WWE script, I heard Jeff's voice in my head. It is still real to me, dammit.

Wanda Pratt (@MamaDurant)

This is what happens when porn star Cytheria sits in the front row.

Facebook died approximately 2 weeks ago for me. That's the moment when this super hot ex-coworker of mine announced she was engaged. No need for social media any longer.

He's a professional athlete and should treat his body as such, opting for fresh fruits and vegetables. Oh wait, he's in jail where every single food item is trucked in by Frito Lay™.

Canseco did it best

Jamie Moyer just took this poll and it turns out he 150% older than everyone in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB

The deeper controversy here was that Winston was stealing those crab legs to make illegal, homemade glucosamine

In a followup Tweet, Thunder Owner Clay Bennett also added that he wants to buy the Clippers and move them to Oklahoma City.

Cherry Picking at its best.

If it keeps her skin light, Donald Sterling approves.

The only thing that could have made this clip better would be that immediately after this they cut to a report announcing Skip Bayless has ass cancer.

Chief?

Ooops! Pardon our mistake once again. Sex.com is offering $5 million to the charity of James Harden's choice if he shaves coach Kevin McHale's back before the start of the Houston-Portland series this Sunday LIVE on Sex.com.

This has to do with the city of Houston's lack of zoning regulations.

He should have dyed the middle of his head red to represent Matt Bonner.

James Harden plays D like a 6'5" Shawn Bradley.

But have you seen all his tattoos?! I wouldn't let my daughter near him.

+1 libel case