If it makes you feel any better, GREGGGGGGGGGGGGG believes he's better than both of you. By a million. Because he's a gamer, scrappy bit of spitfire, like David Eckstein clone that was genetically crossed with Dustin Pedroia, some spark plugs, and a handful of charcoal.

Dude, I can't believe Lennay Kekua brought her whole brothel into the dugout!

May any idiot who uses the term Maxxinista go meet some real Sandinistas one day. Moron.

Simple response to old people blaming younger generations for anything:

That dude's huge grin (on the left) makes the photo about 500% better.

+1 Genius

Raisins may be nature's boogers, but boogers taste good. So there.

Pretty sure it does, depending on what kind of sex you had with the therapist.

Yeah, sure. And the next thing you're going to tell me is that Hep C is really overrated. Righhhtttt.

That migraine analysis was spot on. Same goes for bipolar, which is an actual condition, and a lame excuse for being a fucking asshole.

magnifico!

C'MON GUYS, STICK TO SPROTS. MOAR TEWBOW PLZ HE MAKE THE GIANTS OLINE EVEN BETTERER.

After watching the replay a few times, you're right. He most likely knew there was a timeout on the way, yet tried for the steal anyway. Westbrook also shares a bit of the fault - he could've just lifted the ball over his head, but instinctually just turned to try turn instead.

Tony Parker will do his best to give Duhon's wife major minutes .... IN BED... LMAO, amirite?

Haha, you beat me to it!

Does this mean that when female movie characters make fun of sex toys that could be used for both straight and/or gay purposes, they are concurrently being heterophobic and homophobic? They could also be paraphobic, sexophobic, erotophobic, or genophobic, according to PhobiaList.com. The reason why people make fun of…

Hey, I've got that picture on my wall! It's framed, of course.

Mississippi is still not convinced.

Real male feminists refrain from using the word "Shocker." Way to go, asshole!

Way to assign gender roles to men and women by using blue and pink on the graph. NOOZ FLASH: NOT ALL WOMEN LIKE PINK! Assholes!