How is he a deadbeat dad? You have no evidence he isn't sending her any money (he probably is). Even if he sent her $10 million, she still has the freedom to chose where she and her child live. It's not like he could force her to not move in with her boyfriend. She obviously picked a criminal for her boyfriend, I…

Unless it was Matt Schaub dying at a home game in Houston, that is.

The Chiefs, right?

I feel your pain. I was masturbating so furiously, I loaded before the image did.

What verb was he supposed to use? I didn't see you suggest an easier way to say it in an eight-word sentence. Keep in mind, this is also likely the last sentence of a 30-second spiel.

"You should know your place.
Be cool while desperately wanting this.
You should dress to blend in.
You shouldn’t think things are just going to happen for you."

- Men's Health, "How to Hide an Office Boner", May 2013

"Tell me about it. I lost my reputation and my job after being falsely accused of possessing talent!"

I can relate - any time my big red strikes out, I'm always embarrassed and stuck pondering all the fucks I could've given.

"Check out this story on Deadspin/TMZ! I think we finally have enough content to launch our latest sports spoof, 'Six Degrees of Ejaculation.'"

I think the writer called it a "slight irony" because the attorney who represented a Spurs player in a divorce action is now representing a nonplayer against a Spurs player in divorce court.

Must've been a GLORRRRREEEEE GIRLLLL stripper. "The Stripping Gods do not approve," your bespectacled pervert scribbled in his fapbook.

This picture captures a midair humping quite well.

As I'm sure Mr. Koblin can attest to, most good journalism these days is done through write-arounds. Many of the good sources are fiercely protected by PR flacks, who try to cut access if you sidestep them, but don't give you much if you go through them. Interesting to note that many of these flacks barely scraped…

Thanks for the answer. I understand your point, but respectfully disagree.

Not an MRA, but someone who's always questioned the "all objectification is harmful because it causes insecurity" assumption.

I remember Kent Tekulve making weird faces on all of my old 1980s baseball cards. Wasn't he a Brave at one point, too?

We had to wear those at the little league I played in, and of course, I loved those too, lol. I think I still have mine somewhere.

Those were cool too, but they were mostly gone by the time I was old enough to appreciate baseball.

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