Being able to goof around on the Internet has been the greatest thing to happen for lawyers since mesothelioma.

Just what we need is some lawyer getting on the internet and trying to funny.

I think I see what happened here. While he was trying to put the FUN in FUNDAMENTAL, she was busy putting MEN in HER VAGINA.

80% of my downloads are torrents of fucks.

The only other person I know who can squeeze in four fucks that early in a game is Rick Pitino.

She screwed up big time. All she had to do was get a divorce BEFORE fucking other dudes and she would have walked with half his money. Talk about missing a wide-open bank shot.

So what you're saying about Mr. Votto's performance is, "Not a single fuck was given." Am I right?

So that's where all the fucks are... Well, that explains why I had none to give today...

Was it right next to a business degree?

That song ("Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me,") was from the same Batman movie ("Batman Forever"). All paled in comparison to the "Batman & Robin" soundtrack.

I liked "Prayer for the Dying" when it came out. I used to sing it when I was washing dishes at one of my first jobs. One time, and this is true, I took a piss break just so I could go to the bathroom and sing it to the mirror. So that's the kind of douchebag you're dealing with here. At least one fellow…

Yuengling: Imported from Pennsylvania.

O'Douls is correct. It is imported straight from someone else's bladder.

I prefer the early 80's 'Rainbow Guts' but to each their own I guess...

there really needs to be more black uniforms, not only in baseball but in all other sports as well

In my experience, this sort of comment is completely consistent with the Spanish sense of humor. Fun group of people.

So Will, how big is Sarah Silverman's cock?