Way to give women a wholly unachievable and unrealistic body type to adhere to in that graphic, asshole. Who has a perfectly round, severed head that levitates an inch above the neckline? And who can find dresses with sharp angles? Assholes!

More women would be standing if the fucking asshole men weren't taking up all the fucking space. Assholes!

Yeah man, stick to sprots!

You guys would be so much better if you'd just stick to sprots. I mean spurtz. Spotrz? Aww, fuck it - moar Tewbow pls.

Absofuckinglutely smoking hot. I couldn't tell what her race is, nor do I care, she is striking.

I was traveling all day, so I didn't get to see it. When I got home, the evil four-letter word wasn't showing the replay, and so I had to look online. I knew that Deadspin would have it, and they did. Despite having a strong stomach (I can drink any kind of hard liquor right out of the bottle with hot sauce), I…

Correction: Cheetah's has all that AND they'll send a *limo* to drive you to and from the premises. Point Cheetah's.

Whaaaa . . . No wonder NBA 2k12 threw "Shapeshifter" onto that game's soundtrack!

Belichick said he had a good reason for his absence that he could not disclose, and promised "Erin Andrews footage" of the other 30 coaches.

Personally, I would support it if single player on all 64 teams just went on strike on Wednesday night, demanding fair compensation for driving this billion dollar profit machine.

I nominate this for lede of the year:

Making art? Nobody cares about making art, bro. Your better off sticking to sports.*

Nigga pleez, ever since u paid Tyree to blast all 12 inches into dat ass u been callin him Tyreke da Freak and offerin $7913 just to throw sum ropes all over yo face.

Knob jibbers all around!

That's a great idea! The public entity (city, county, state gov't) could make that a requirement of any deal for public funding. In theory, a state Legislature could pass a bill making that a requirement, which is constitutional because state funds are involved. I can't decide whether a red state or a blue state would…

NOT MOAR IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I AM WRITING. I AM MOAR MOAR IMPORTANT BECAUSE MY CAPS ARE BETTER AND HAVE INTENTIONALLY MISSPELLED WORDS LIKE "MOAR"!!!! EXCESSIVE PUNCTUATION GOES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gym showers are always covered in protein, that's why I shower at home.

Te'o announced that he is merely on the precipice of ripping a new pornhole into the space-Interweb continuum.

"Devendorf may have underachieved, but Andy Rautins is going to take over the NBA, Eric Gordon told me."

Jeffrey, I just pork... Isaac' s tale of Mr. Freeze is nice... on Saturday I bought a handjob since I have been making 9999 this past sixteen weeks and in excess of 11 thursand gloryholes last month. I began this 165 months ago and straight away brought home over 81 chickenhawks/per/hr. I use this web site ...…