That being said - if you went to a sportsbook right now and yelled, "I predict the Lakers will make the playoffs," you'll get a "No shit, asshole. They're only 3.5 games back. How about making a real prediction? You know, one that requires cojones?"

+1 Thank you. "It looks good on you though!"

American Idol has a new contestant named Kree Harrison. Is that name the result of:

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Exactly, stick to sprots plz. MOAR TEWBOW!!!

"Hudson Hawk hawked ham hocks in Japan."

If by "flat fee," you mean "handjibber," I vote flat fee. Of course, that means that I will be cutting my meat into smaller pieces from now on.

Here's a bad acronym (go to the site, you'll see what I'm talking about):

thank god for NPR, saved my entire stock portfolio (only folks who accurately forecasted the mortgage crisis, w/ stories about it as early as 2006). Fox wrote it off as "liberal bias to win the election," and "the economy's fine." I hope Fox's anchors invested heavily on their own advice.

Good point. Still, you ain't hip until you got the hep C, homey.

What the fuck was an osprey doing flying around with Courtney Cox? And then for Desmond to throw her over the wall? This is no way to treat a dead fish, folks.

Sarah Palin's "Yer Dern Tootin' Toothbrush Fiesta Party!"

Your comment misunderstands the point of blogs. Let me educate you.

Yep, good point.

How about getting $25 million first?? If this kid never plays again, he could attend college for decades on crutches, sitting in a wheelchair, whatever kind of shit you want. Fuck, he could even attend classes in a hovercraft! $25 million buys a lot of classes.

Chris Berman begs to differ. HARRUMPH HARRUMPH HARRUMPH HARRUMPH HARRUMPH HARRUMPH HARRUMPH

+1

If you're opposed to mixing of the races, then why did you blow all those Italian dudes? I guess you could explain one dick - but nine? Who sucks nine dicks in a row? (besides you)

"He's like Derek Jeter, he knows what to do with a hot streak up the middle," the janitor said.

Main reason why I never minded Valentine's Day - is because I consider Super Bowl the man's version of that day. It does suck that all the restaurants around here double their prices though.