Ah yes, there's nothing like a one night stand with someone you've picked up at a bar, only to learn that they are a dead fish. I'm not the type to go to a pro (nor am I judgmental of friends who do), but at least a pro will never dead fish it.

Why do they keep on showing that Lenny Dunham guy?

Ahhh yes Drew. Nothing like supporting the industry that went all in against MP3s, because they fucking LOVVVVVVVVED charging us $20 per CD. Why don't we just furiously fap one out to Mettalica while we're at it? Shitbag Dierks is going to name his kid Carl Ray Jepsen Dierkbags.

I don't know if the "bow and arrow is more prevalent" thing is true. The female warriors in two of the biggest recent horror franchises (Resident Evil, Underworld) use plenty of guns to slay legions of things. Sure, they aren't the greatest flicks, but I much prefer Resident Evil (except for the last one) over The…

"I can top that."

+1 You my friend, are righter than right.

He intentionally put it lower in the list to appease the Southies, because they shit all over themselves when they're ranked #1.

+1

Where does Bob Costas hide his pot of gold? Is it under a rainbow, or in a field of four-leaf clovers?

Thanks for publishing these. Matt Williamson had a horrible year this year. To his defense, in 2011, he predicted Steelers v. Packers in Week 1, and reaffirmed it in midseason, just before Rodgers turned into RoboArm: Destroyer of the Secondary.

No spread. Not sure as to your second question, but I do not think they factor in the moneyline.

For the same reason why your coworkers have to pay for a policy that covers all the shit you need. Fat/diabetic/high BP? Well fuck you, skinny people shouldn't pay for your immoral eating choices. Genetically predisposed to cancer? Well fuck you, my gene pool's clear of that shit, and I ate my fucking broccoli.…

Wish I had gone to Coachella the year they played that song:

Rez/Cowgirl, by Underworld. Love that song and album.

Have friends who went there, I visited them often. My friends and their friends are all pretty cool, easy-to-like humble people, although I did observe some douchebaggery (as is typical with all college campuses). My opinion of the neighborhood around Duke dropped when one friend was sexually assaulted by two felons…

"Pau Gasol has partial tear of his plantar fascia and is expected to be out at least six weeks . .. he told me."

This is some Grade A trolling. Go fuck yourself!

"He puts it on food from the time he wakes up. For him, it's like toothpaste."

They're just following the trend set by the legislators in Tallahassee.

You misspelled Jest