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MOAR TEWBOW SHOULD STRAT AT CUZ HE CANS THROW GUD

Try telling a Polish father who bombed the shit outta Germany during WWII that his daughter is marrying a German. Took my gramps a few years to get over that one, lol

"Oh, and please don't approach us if we're reading or listening to music. Those are things we do to be left alone. Half the time, the headphones we're wearing aren't even connected to anything."

Other good things to work on:

1) Go to Coachella with a friend. Don't get arrested.

Anyone else notice that Mr. Moral Outrage left a bar to "go for a drive" in the middle of watching an event at a bar? #willingtobetBACwasnorthof.08

Great post, this is the content we love Deadspin for.

This was not a Chuck Berry halftime show, Joe!

Outage Truther Theory #1: This was engineered by Eddie DeBartolo, partially as revenge on the NFL, and partially to give his team a second chance. He did bribe a governor from a certain pelican-laden state, after all!

At first, I was thinking "This post is wayyyy to fucking long." But the writing was clean, and I made it to the end! Had to read the point about Gruden twice, but it's solid and seems pretty damn true. Great post.

Who cast Dante as Mitch Ross?

All I know is that that deer piss cologne does not fucking work.

In a down job market and with mounting debts, young postgrad (fill in the demographic here) with little work experience and few job prospects often have no (job).

(satire)

YEA PITTSBURGH STEELERS STIL L HAS THE BEST CLASSIEST FANS IN AMERICA SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES! BIG BEN GOT MOMZ, YO

BREAKING NEWS: BOSH PERSONALLY GAVE A-ROD HOT BEEF INJECTIONS IN MIAMI

Hey now! The adults are also monstrous, inbred disasters too!

Woj is such a famous NBA author that even illiterate people know who he is. Why? He's on the radio all the time, because he actually has good sources of his own.