Tried to watch the video, but was unable to. Since when does the PGA Tour have a copyright on Phil Mickelson's lips? Doesn't that violate his 1st Amendment rights?

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GLORRREEEEEEE BOYYYYYY cops are just hatin' on a scrappy spark plug spitfire spittoon! Thanks Obama. This used to be 'Merica, now it's GLORRRREEEE BOYYYYYY NATION.

Don't worry, he's going to bust a few more slumps in jail. Those pink uniforms are real cute.

Bleacher Report's corporate overview statement also says that the site contains "engaging content." It does not contain content, much less "engaging content." However, it does contain a 50-photo slideshow titled, "Fifty Piss Poor Attempts at Creating Engaging Content."

I would imagine he is saying this because his entire family appear to be born again Christian Samoans.

I know, Lindy's piece is great satire! I mean, everyone knows that smart men get sex BEFORE doing the chores.

For $5,000, Tim Tebow will try to hit the broad side of your residential, commercial, or religious building with a football.*

I couldn't locate Greggggggggggggggggggggggggggg in the dial-by-name directory. Is it 13 or 14 Gs?

This was good

Thank you, I fast-forwarded to the 1:10 mark and thoroughly enjoyed that. WHAT DID THE HAND SAY TO THE FACE? SLAP! Made my morning.

GUMBO ... JAMBALAYA ... NOM NOM NOM ... NAWLINS ... GUMBO ...

This denial does nothing for urophobes, who are still plagued by the negative public perception of the art of self-urination. ESPN's Chris Broussard has done plenty to combat the negative effects of this stereotype, starting with his efforts in "Mempis," Broussard told me.

Have you met woman who is handy with plow?

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TIM TEWBOW NEDS TO START HE THORWS BETTR THAN ALL YOUR MOMZ

Every dog has his day.

ESPN's Arf Williamson called them "plodders."

Cynophobia at its worst. Come on, people.

Does George Carlin's famous line count as gay baiting?