Wow - how did they fit all of Manti Te'o's girlfriends on that platform?

+1000

Her white trash brother, Carl Ray Jimson, is gonna interpret this as "being Halloween all year round!"

Simple. The mortgage defense. Or as Nick Naylor calls it, the Yuppie Nuremberg defense.

On the bright side, the Palms 'book will finally be able to take NBA action! (never actually stayed there for that reason)

Methinks Drew Margary must love that name. Sloane. Sloane. Sloaney Sloaney Sloane. Kinda boring, although still a little trollish. (think I just described myself)

Ween is awesome btw.

I'd say that largely depends on whether he's guilty of statutory rape of a 13-year-old. I wonder when the trial date is? http://www.mvgazette.com/news/2012/10/04/grand-jury-indicts-two

"Trevor J. Medeiros, 20, of Vineyard Haven, was indicted on two counts of rape of a child. Mr. Medeiros was arrested in late July and charged with two counts of statutory rape of a child in Vineyard Haven for allegedly having sex with a 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL he had been dating. Bail was set in his case at $5,000."

Oh, and he's also a racist. Check his 1/7/13 post about how a bunch of Alabama kids "look like they got their welfare checks early."

Trevor J. Medeiros, who said "Fuck you both and your families", probably knows a lot about fucking families. After all, a quick Google search for Mr. Medeiros reveals that he was arrested for statutory rape in 2012 (see link below). Funny, isn't Bleacher Report's Trevor J. Medeiros also a Boston sports fan? That would…

Did you know that it's illegal to be a San Francisco Giants fan and NOT be an asshole? That's why you're legal!

Wholeheartedly agree, you are dead on correct.

I can read between the lines. Basically, you're trying to tell us that Te'o is gay, yet still plans to impregnate Couric so she can finally have the love child that Disney could never deliver. That's pretty cool of him.

Their . . . gaiser of . . . crushing . . . egg . . . bleh . . . implied . . . hatred of . . . wild abandon . . . for the sake of . . . word . . . suit . . . argument.

I just got paid $987654321 whacking off my lapdog this muff. And if your thinks theres tools, my divorced panda friend has twin ghosts and made over $5.76 her first munch. It feels so good making so much cum when other molestors have to jerk for so much less. This is what I do, follow my mustache sucks to get started…

This holocaust of violent imagery compelled my penis to cry tears of shame. This Target Corporation is no better than the Umbrella Corporation, and the only acceptable solution is for it to cease its onslaught of gendercidal marketing for the rest of time. God save us all.

What's up with the multiple spellings of his name in this article?

"Huh? Buttsecks? HOO-HAH!"

Something tells me Anonymous is going to start sending Mr. Tuiasosopo messages from a wide variety of invisible girlfriends.