WinnieTheWoot
WinnieTheWoot
WinnieTheWoot

The science of this comment checks out. With elders who’ve entered what we call “benign senescence” behaviors the elder previous kept “in private” often show up in public settings via the process called disinhibition. Basically, if the elder used to be a secret rat bastard to servers, they’re now going to be a rat

What, you might ask, the hell?

This is how I know that Douglas Adams was actually a prophet:

“What kind of place serves terrible pizza and breakfast, and has an elderly clientele?”

Hell. Your server worked in Hell.

The smell story made my day!

She is a devout knight of the proletariat.

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

I screamed “Fuck you! I’m moving to France!”

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

"My kid just wasn't doing the things other kids were doing, you know?"

Oh my god, I feel her so hard! I remember hiking up a mountain with my mom when I was somewhere between 10-13, and being so tired and grumpy and just DONE, so my mom started telling me "Oh, we're almost at the top, just a few more turns" while we were at least a solid 90+ minutes from even coming close to the top.

My meltdown was over food too. My junior year of college, I was so in love with a guy who was in love with me too, but in a three year relationship. He would later dump his girlfriend, date me for six months, dump me, and then get back together with his original girlfriend. They later got married.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

as a too-old-to-throw-tantrums child, 8 or 9, after a day hiking, Dad would not let me bring my walking stick home in the car. My filthy, rotting, branch I'd been using as a walking stick. Complete meltdown, screaming sobbing in the mud;

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.

"That was very interesting to me, as an evolutionary psychologist, that it reflects kind of ancestral tendencies."

If my anxiety caused bleeding, I'd need a mop everywhere I go.