And hey, from a certain point of view, that was (originally) intended, since pain in childbirth was one of the punishments for eating that apple.

Combining salty caramels and mules is not a good idea, though.

90% of the reason I watch Once Upon a Time is Robert Carlyle.

"sometimes it feels like we're watching a great country slide into third-world chaos"

Well, it's not technically diagnosed yet. He said it's this or that, but I'm getting a blood test to find out next weekend.

Very interesting, thank you for sending me that link. Explains why my doctor wants me to get a blood test!

I giggled really, really hard at this. Now I want to get tarot cards!

I remembered that it ended with an S, but I couldn't recall if it was syndrome or some other word.

Hooray, quoth the virgin.

Guess who's on the slut pill?!

I have to issue an anecdotal warning about Spirited Away: Not if they're too young. I watched it when I was about six and had nightmares for, quite literally, years.

Tell!

You're never alone on Jezebel!

*blows annoying curly party thing at archaeo_girl*

That's probably better than Imaginary Michael Westin. He just tells me how to blow stuff up, which albeit useful, is not a good way to mitigate issues.

I am on the verge of fainting with joy. Quick, no one get me excited.

They have long tentacles?

I am amused by how the light goes halfway up Michigan and stops almost at my town.

You rang?

Keanuae is the plural form. One Keanu, Two Keanuae.