Violent ex-Girl Scout fistbump.

It felt soooooo gooooood.

I was thrown out of the Girl Scouts for punching (or slapping. Might have been slapping) the troop leader's daughter. Still proud of it. Somebody had to teach that little bitch that troop leader's daughter does not mean queen of the Earth.

If I did, would it mean that I ate honey and wore red sweaters? *scratches head*

That is not how I expected that to work. I thought they would use gas to make the cars lighter and therefore require less fuel to move.

My story about Higgs Bosons: The day that the LHC was first turned on, I convinced my teacher to let me log onto her computer so I could find out if we had been scheduled to be sucked into a black hole or not. I think she mainly agreed because she was amused.

Isn't SW:TOR going to add the option in their next big patch?

Musical recognition high-five!

The ninjas are deadly and silent

Meh. Funny pictures > a few idiots.

Heh, not quite at your level yet. I've only got Programming as a high school elective.

Fistbump.

On the other hand, the best way to demonstrate that you haven't forgiven someone is to wear a shirt made out of their skin in an issue of Harpers Bazaar.

Jesus Christ in a rowboat, is that a plant or an alien?!

Wi-fi: What's that? You want to get on the internet so you can play this game-thing? (AKA SW:TOR.)

Conveyor belts.

As a female programmer, I'd rather hang with the socially-awkward programmers than the "bros". My socially-awkward neighbor in programming class introduced me to Reddit. My "brogrammer" acquaintance made a program to induce epileptic fits. So, yeah. Not a tough choice.

My reaction.

Terry Jones wouldn't be allowed to write legislature for the same reason Benjamin Franklin wasn't allowed to write the Constitution- everybody would be afraid he would hide jokes.

Brain radar.