Don't know about the step-mom, but think-geek.com is awesome.

Sorry for the double post, but I don't have the correct photo apparatus with me right now.

Okay, will do!

Oh my God, Jezzies, I am so totally high on happiness. I just finished the largest project I've ever knit, a large doll (although that means I'm now moving on to the secondaries, AKA clothing). The hair is perfect, and the pattern was surprisingly easy. The hardest part was how time-consuming it was. The best part?

That's where Megatron was!

After seeing a program on television last night, Quasi Hatrack and I have begun to write a (fictional) panda breeding diary.

Thank you!

Radiant Baby looks like a one-man Human Centipede.

I like to think that everybody drew straws to see who would do all the interviews, and Tom drew the short straw.

Hey, thanks. I'm music-illiterate, so I've never even heard of She & Him.

I've always wanted to hear "Baby It's Cold Outside" with the roles reversed.

The word "waterbuffalo" makes me giggle, and I'm in tenth grade.

I don't know how to feel about the fact that I fulfill every criteria for "writer".

I have a question related to the opposite of this issue. I always feel bad for parents with children (more with multiple older children than babies) because I remember traveling when I was that age and it can be really boring without something to entertain you.

... and judging by the picture, he wants to give you the keys to a shiny new Australia.

I threw maybe three tantrums. I only have my parents' stories to go on, since I don't remember, but I apparently learned quickly that they weren't going to be tolerated. Set a punishment and carry through with it. I do remember seeing a four-year-old and his mother at the grocery store. Every ten minutes, she'd tell…

My first thought when "Tickets" came up was "You mean you should pay for his parking tickets?" which might actually be an interesting present.

I know that was his point, I was just adding my opinion.

I've said before that I don't watch the show, but I do enjoy the discussion. I would imagine that Islam would be as easy or hard to follow as any other religion. Christianity can be easy for a sinner or hard for a believer, or vice versa. It depends on how you interpret the book and how stringently you adhere to the…

I hate another girl who's a lot like me but who sucks up to teachers unabashedly and a thousand other small things that aren't really that bad but add up into one angry little ball of Woot. I have the philosophy that everybody needs somebody to hate with all of their soul. Whether it's Stalin or Michael Vick or that…