I'm attempting to write a fan-fiction sex scene to e-mail to a friend so she can read it during church tomorrow. She believes in the Greek gods, I'm an atheist fascinated with the Norse gods. I'm such a pagan-enabler.

My family took in a young kitten from a feral mother. Although she was good with our other cats, when we moved to a new city, she spent about a month as a single cat in the apartment with my mom. She did great then, but became very possessive and territorial when the other cats came to live in the apartment, too. We…

Oooh, that looks really comfy. The cables are cute. You are much bolder than I; I don't do cables.

DPS high-five. I'm a hunter. Boring name (Langsden) because I roleplay.

Knitting high-five! What's the pattern like? I knit, too, but mainly dolls.

I'm US-Shadow Council (RP server, Ally side). Are you the druid tank that's streaming now? I've always wanted to play a druid but never done very well.

Does it really have the proper amount of suction?

Way cool! I would donate if I had any money. I've always wondered if there are any other Jezzies who play WoW.

I am not the expert on this subject. My mother is the Director of Student Disability Services at a rather large university, and I help her out quite often, since the office is miserably understaffed. I was just commenting from what I've picked up.

If you have a prescription for your ADHD, you should be able to receive accommodations for all testing (not just standardized) under the Americans With Disabilities Act. You can have extra time on a test and a separate place to take it if you need it.

I haven't seen The Matrix, but that should be fixed when I take Film Studies next year. Going through the list of comments, I seem to have a pretty impressive record in relation to famous sci-fi movies. Glad to have an awesome father who initiated me into the ranks of the geek.

Is Tom Hiddleston going to reveal how Loki has changed/prepared/planned/trained/gotten crazier/gotten allies/gotten weapons/etc every day until The Avengers comes out?

That is so awesome. Rest guaranteed I will share it with all of my friends.

Yaaaay, more Ren Festers! High-five!

I have a pair of hightop Converse (which were originally white but which I covered in red, white, and black geometric designs), a pair of lowtop Converse (for lack of a better term. They're black with turquoise laces), and a pair of tennis shoes (also originally white, but now one shoe is blue and green and the other…

Grimm or Once Upon A Time?

Hello there! Don't worry about your English- it's better than mine is, sometimes! Welcome to Jezebel!

Yes, please! I would end up constantly reminded of that chase scene in the first episode of Sherlock.

"... Zuniceratops, on the other hand, was a puny ten feet long and three feet tall, and a very mild 200 to 250 pounds."

Watching The Red Balloon repeatedly would scar anyone.