But am I only competent when I wear lipstick? That means I'm only competent on important occasions.

But am I only competent when I wear lipstick? That means I'm only competent on important occasions.

I'm more afraid of driving to the supermarket than flying. However, that is likely due to the fact that I haven't had driver's training yet.

I don't wear mascara because it gets on the lenses of my glasses and is really hard to get off.

All male servers wearing Speedos? I bet you'd get a lot of bachelorette parties.

Reason #30,052,675 I love Canada.

After the zombie uprising occurs, there will be an article with the title "Now You Can Hunt Your Dead Relatives".

Wow.

Judo! Judo is awesome!

It would have been better if she had HIV and was looking for them in order to tell them to get tested. Number 20 is the one that accepts her despite the disease.

That sounds like way too much fun.

Fuck 'em.

Saturday. Woo.

Jenga is the worst on stress. Also probably not very good on drugs.

You could use medical tape to squish down your nose. You'd have to breathe through your mouth, though, I guess...

Winnie the Woot gives her Woot seal of approval.

... sticky.

Is it good with fish sticks?

Maybe we think that only rich people (the sort who wear suits) are able to afford tanning.

Complete opposite in my eyes. The men in the janitor's outfit look paler.