I'm fifteen. I find him too old.

Woo!

George Clooney is too old, although I love Ocean's Eleven. I haven't liked Ryan Gosling since Crazy Stupid Love, where he seemed really creepy sexing up the sixteen-looking Emma Stone.

I have always suspected this in my heart of hearts.

Dude... You're awesome.

As many know, I am fifteen and in high school. I share a table at lunch with three female acquaintances, one of whom announced today that she will most likely lose her virginity before Christmas break. She met a boy in Illinois over the summer and they have been in correspondence for a while. She is seventeen and he…

Thank you for sharing your experiences! It means a lot to me and I really appreciate it. I'll work hard to keep it all in mind.

Thank you, Tofu. What you said does mean a lot to me. Both of my parents are teachers, and I hope to go into archaeology and spend my life in museums and the ivory tower. A work ethic is going to be a big deal, and I'm working hard at making one.

Thanks for your advice, but for me at least, it's really shitty. My parents have tried it before, and it just makes me really, really, really angry and really determined not to do my work in order to spite them.

The smaller goals don't really work for me, usually because I forget to do them!

Yeah, the "practice" thing is what my parents say. If it worked, I wouldn't have this problem. This year, I have specially set time aside to do my homework- I do right right after I get home, and usually finish right before dinner.

My parents drove from Ohio to Newfoundland one time. Everybody there assumed they were from Toronto because they didn't have (as heavy) an accent.

The life of Woot:

I was possibly a glimmer in my parents' eyes in the '80's. Also, I have a pair of US Size 50 needles.

Funny, funny, funny.

You're a funny lady. Funny, funny, funny.

I'm going as either a ninja (which will bend the school rule about no headgear in classes) or Captain Jack Harkness (which almost nobody at school would get).

Wow, you're really drunk.

Couscous!